Random Score: The story of the Pumpkin

I went across the road to the shoe repair shop with my work BFF once afternoon. You know when you just really want to leave your desk? Yeah that...

She was collecting 3 pairs of shoes and I stood there staring at the walls of shoes they had fixed in awe that they even had a system of knowing which shoe belongs to who.

The owner was packing her shoes when he asked her if she ate pumpkins. She laughed and said no thanks. He asked me and lifted a big mama pumpkin to show me. I laughed hysterically and he told me to go behind the counter and look at the veggies that his friend who is a farmer gave him.
I asked him for the little pumpkin and he packed it in a bag for me.

So I showed D this little pumpkin and he was laughing hysterically. I thought we would do a jack o' lantern or something.

I has pumpkin

So a week later, Mick cut it up and roasted it. It was so bitter and weird I had to spit it out! ICK!!! Horrid!! The pumpkin died a horrid death. LOL!