Saturday, January 5, 2013

Outfit Hall of Shame: The Onesies Series

You know ASOS will never fail to disappoint on the Hall of Shame stakes. Just hop onto the sale items and the heavily discounted section. BOOM-TISH Bob's your Uncle.
I bring you.. the Jumpsuit edition.



SEXY? Boiler Jumpsuit

What in the living daylights is THIS? ASOS idea of a joke on Sexy Boiler outfits. Can someone Please Explain (in my best Aussie accent and a red wig on my head). What.is.this? Please note I also screen captured the glorious picture of someone carrying a handbag with this. Are they suggesting that you wear this OUT of the HOUSE? The only reason this would be sexy is if you are trying to seduce someone that bats on the same team as you. And he has a thing for painters and tradies that have to put on a boiler suit. If that's the case, someone is going to have to walk up and down a new housing estate with lots of building happening and test out this theory. Get in on this... do sweaty men working a trade arouse your man?



Going to the Playboy Mansion anyone? 
I suppose one would really need something like this Bandeau Playsuit with Peplum if they were going to the Playboy Mansion. But last I heard, Hugh Hefner is married ... no chances left there for inheriting a fortune ladies. Time to go back to sugadaddy.com or something. Gosh darned it. I was hoping to put this on with playboy bunny ears. Also run.. do not walk. It is now reduced to 12 GBP! At least all you can see are those peplum flaps and not the flaps of the other variety I guess.



What is this? And why is is saggy at the hoochie?

I really don't know why ASOS thought it was a great idea to combine see-through mesh with high shine PU vinyl. Why? Did they not realise Matrix was done and dusted a long time ago? And why is it saggy at the hoochie? The PU vinyl is not even fitted. And there's a frigging keyhole at the back. I just cannot fathom why anyone thought let's make a see through mesh suit with PU high shine vinyl. Oh yeah yeah... the podium dancers, they love it sick.



There are no words
There are just ... Ok I get that jumpsuits are laze about gear. But what is this Oversized Jumpsuit? It's an old sheet sewn up at the crotch and sewn together with the doona cover as they ran out of sheet. I get that it is collaborated with a designerrrrr. But what is this? 120GBP? Really? I'm ripping up my old sheets to sew this up as we speak.

23 comments:

  1. I'm buying all of the above to wear to work ASAP!

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    1. I've already ordered the boiler suit. I NEED it.

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  2. The scariest thing.. is that some of those pieces are almost sold out..

    Actually I don't mind the peplum playsuit. BUT, and this is a big but, I would only wear it with pants. Because it's essentially matching underwear sewn onto a top.

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    1. Run don't walk!! You need it. I don't mind it either, but the way they styled it. I was like huh! It need bunny ears and a fluffy tail. :P

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  3. haha these are hilarious! the sexy boiler suit takes the cake!

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    1. I really need a boiler suit. Sexy one. So hot right now.

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  4. BAHAHA this post made my day!

    Is it bad that I think the peplum pink playboy bunny thing is kinda cute? Well I mean I could imagine it worn with a cute skirt. And of course TOTALLY for a dress up party. Where I think I won't need to go to the bathroom.

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    1. I hope it has buttons at the hoochie. Ya know like bodysuits? Like above, I think it's the way they styled it that I could only think of Playboy mansion.

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  5. Haha this post made me laugh out loud.

    It is scary to think people are buying this stuff! Cringe....

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    1. The oversized jumpsuit... Not cheap either. LOL who is wearing that?

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  6. Oh wow. I can't believe that people buy stuff like that. Although, as one of the comments above said, you could sensibly wear the peplum playsuit with pants.

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    1. Yeap, that is the most wearable ... The PU shine number.. I just don't know!!

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  7. HAHAHA! LOVE THIS POST! I hope the playsuits are worn strictly to dress up parties or if not, with bottoms over them. Please people please!!!

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    1. HAHHA I'm just as confused about the playsuits. Are they meant to be worn with pants?

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    2. Haha hope so! I would soooo wear one with fishnet tights under the playsuit...and hey not forgetting my hijab hahahahahahahahahaa!

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  8. Hahahahahaha you must check your inbox for I have a contribution. Could possibly go nicely with granny disco flatform skates.

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  9. How do you go to the toilet in these outfits??!

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    1. I have no idea.. I think that they should have buttons at the bottom?
      I hope so!! Otherwise I'll be dancing back and forth whilst trying to take my clothes off!

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  10. ASOS do ugly jumpsuits sooo well!

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  11. Haha thanks for this, what a laugh! Oh Asos, you never fail to amaze!

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  12. Ahhh, this is so cool. I get my onesies at https://www.kigu.me but it seems that you have pretty great ones as well. I think it's so nice that you have come up with this idea of starting a hall of shame series. It's quite hilarious but these sleepwear is popular for a reason and that is because of how comfortable they are.

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  13. BAHAAHAHAHAA

    Oh my god

    the boiler suit

    oh my god

    even the description

    I have no words

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