This is contributed by ichigopaws and you should head over to her blog to thank her. Amazeballs hall of shame coming right up! Once again if you think I am not fashion forward or wrong, just click the close window button kthx!
The amazing thing is these are really expensive items. But they have crawled out of the hall of shame pit.
This sparked off the new outfit hall of shame post. Can you believe this thing exists? Not only does it exist, but it is on sale at FarFetch for AUD$653. Ok what got runned over by a truck got their tail cut off and then got stuck in a child's art box and then topped off by grandma satin trims? There are just no words. It is also a platform.... bonus. Which leads me to question why exactly it was classified as "Beachwear".
Hi my name is Alexis from Dynasty and I want my dress back. If this is Couture, I will stick to Target thanks. Look it's tits ahoy and half my boob is on display. Not only that, I have frilly underskirt and the dress barely covers my bum! However I have a big full mutton sleeve on. I have to cover something up right? This plus the platform shoes above was what ichigopaws suggested to be worn as an outfit. Oh Asos thank you for this one. Oh and erm.. this beauty also comes in a leopard version. Hawtness. You also have to click and look at the model's surprised face.
Ohhh Sonia... for GBP 653 you can look like you have half a yeti strapped to your arms. I can imagine this to be a brilliant item in your monster costume wardrobe. You can run around with your arms up in the air going "ROARRRRRRR!!!!!"
If you see any outfit hall of shame worthy items. Please drop me a note. I love rolling on the floor in laughter.